Optimizing Servers and Processes for Speed with ionice, nice, ulimit

Ok, sup. I really felt I had to get this out of the way, because I have a whole stack of drafts waiting to be published, but I realized that not many people will benefit from all the advanced optimizations and tricks I'm writing unless they get a basic understanding of some of the tools I'm using. I decided to write a series of articles explaining how I optimize servers for speed because lately I've been getting a lot more people wanting to hire me to do that. I take on projects when I can but there is clearly a need out here on the net for some self-help. The momentum is swinging more and more towards VPS type of web hosting, and I would say that 99% of those customers are getting supremely ripped off, which goes against the foundation of the web.
Keep in mind that this blog and my research is only a hobby of mine, my job is primarily marketing and sales, so I'm not some licensed expert or anything, or even an unlicensed expert! haha. But it does bother me that those who are tech-savvy enough to run web-hosting companies are happily ripping people off. So this article details the main tools that are used to speed up and optimize your machine by delegating levels of priority to specific processes. Future articles will use these tools alot, so this is meant as an intro.